Studying For Sat Pillows

S.A.T. High. Home of the Fighting #2 Pencils. It was inevitable.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

I will study my speling words...

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The Bookworm

Burning the midnight oil.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do your research!

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Exam

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Evil Exams!

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'