Sat Preppers Pillows

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

When a nanosecond is forever.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

"Always be prepared."

Climate Change Contingency House

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Safe harbour

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

I survived end of the world after party.

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."