Studying Apes T-Shirts

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bears catching fish

A day at the transgenic races

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Conversation - what a concept!"

The life of penguins.

The Steakosaurus

Hitchcock's The Birds

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

Monkey casino study.

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

The Origin of Species

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

Le Roi Kong

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.