Studying Apes T-Shirts

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bears catching fish

A day at the transgenic races

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Conversation - what a concept!"

The life of penguins.

The Steakosaurus

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

King Kong

Hitchcock's The Birds

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Monkey casino study.

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

Le Roi Kong

Zoo Psychological Center. We had a good group session today. The cougar talked about her trouble having a romantic relationship with someone her own age. The wolf opened up about wearing sheep's clothing. And we all assured the newt that an identity crisis is common among amphibians. The gorilla is having a tough day so he's staying for an individual session. There's nothing wrong with you ... a lot of people tend to ignore 800-pound gorillas.

The Origin of Species

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'