Study Pro Gifts

'There you go...talking that old timey trash again. Got any ideas the work in the real world?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Do your research!

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Evil Exams!

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"How was work?"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Burning the midnight oil.

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'Not that slowly back...'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"