Study Partner Gifts

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I love college."

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

Where your mind & battle are los

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Larry's used art

The Busy Gardener

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.