Study Partner Pillows

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I love college."

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Larry's used art

The Busy Gardener

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Police Feline Unit

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."