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"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Good luck with all the revision...

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Nervous Student

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Pizza Study Party

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

A Friend in Need.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Lessons.

Final Exams Tip

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."