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"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Good luck with all the revision...

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Burning the midnight oil.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

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'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Nervous Student

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

A Friend in Need.

Pizza Study Party

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Lessons.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

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