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Hungry child

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Theatre Crowd

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Bront?saurus.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

T-Rex Baseball

"Always be prepared."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Come Back Sloane

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

Climate Change Contingency House

"Just you wait!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."