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'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Fur Baby

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

A Girl and Her Horse

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"It's a good boy!"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"You've already been for a walk."

"Heel! Pass it on."

Desk shaped like an office block.

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.