Student Council Star Gifts

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."