Student Council Buddy Gifts

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Pizza Study Party

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

The morning after the night before.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Lessons.

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

Truth In Education

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."