Student Government Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm running for student council president. Would you care to donate to my superpac?'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"I need a gap year."

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Voting on their Seats

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

The Medical Student

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

Congressional Trimming

"Congress just passed a bill turning the entire judicial branch of the government over to the States!"

Mind Narrows.

We see the US flag flying outside a government building, with the strips going vertically - US Government tackles obesity.

'It'll deliver more and better services at a lower cost -- it's Giant Economy Size Government!'

Class of 2015

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.