Student Government Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm running for student council president. Would you care to donate to my superpac?'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"I need a gap year."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

The Medical Student

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

Congressional Trimming

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

Mind Narrows.

'It'll deliver more and better services at a lower cost -- it's Giant Economy Size Government!'

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

Class of 2015

"Congress just passed a bill turning the entire judicial branch of the government over to the States!"

We see the US flag flying outside a government building, with the strips going vertically - US Government tackles obesity.

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

Local Government Bill (1894) and the Lords