Student Government Advisor Pillows

Ethics exam cheater.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Continuing education.

U of Debt

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Saving for College.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"I love college."

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'