Government Adviser Pillows

Do Sage Members Advocate Herb Immunity?

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

US and the EU

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

G7 Summit Concern

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

SAGE mentality

Two Ways out of Iraq.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'What I have to do first?!'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Rock and a Hard Place

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."