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Government Adviser Gifts
Looking for a gift for a government adviser? Celebrate their dedication and keen insights with our witty and clever products that add a touch of humor to their serious role. From mugs to prints, discover items that salute their professionalism with a dash of personality. Whether it's for an office decor upgrade or a lighthearted token of appreciation, our collection is tailored to honor those who navigate policy and politics with finesse.
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Nation-building never works."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
Mario Draghi
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin
'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."
'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'
G7 Summit Concern
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
We need a Europe of U-turns.
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."
Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired
US and the EU
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'
Two Ways out of Iraq.
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
SAGE mentality
US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'
"Just go with the workflow."
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
Rock and a Hard Place
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
'What I have to do first?!'
Government Adviser Gifts Collection
Government Adviser Mugs
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Government Adviser Pillows
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Government Adviser Prints
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Government Adviser T-Shirts
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