Government Advisor Gifts

'Just between you and me, we were counting on a big stock market rally, so Wallstreet could bail out the government.'

'The situation is serious, Prime Minister. We've run out of non-governmental agencies we can blame.'

'Just between you and me, we were counting on a big stock market rally, so Wall Street could bail out the government.'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

"It pays to be on the right side."

"What we have to do is get the government to come up with a minimum daily requirement for pomegranates."

"I think it MIGHT have been the result of one Government 'U' turn too many!"

"Behave sensibly!"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Government centre for climate change

"Hello, Ministry of Propaganda..."

Dominic Cummings

Latest science behind social distancing advice

The Canary in the Coal Mine

"It's Dominic Cummings's office."

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

"You look like you've been getting plenty of consultation exercise."

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

Next time we're expecting a so called epidemic, we'll do nothing, with any luck it'll go some way to compensating for illegal immigration!

'What the government needs is a Secretary of 'What the Hell is Going on'!'

'Help! Ousted government appointee. My hype, spin control and disinformation weren't 'on message'.'

'Spin isn't working...so I recommended that we resort to old fashioned lying.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Mario Draghi

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'