Student Council Authority Appreciator Gifts

'It wasn't the Principal - I was expelled by the STUDENT COUNCIL!'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'Any messages while I was out?'

"I teach ... to impact a life."

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

'My teacher says I'm an underachiever, but I think she's an overexpecter.'

'Well you can't fault his coursework, but I can't help thinking that he still has a few unresolved personal issues!'

"Society's failed you, son - 6 times to be exact�"

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

"Put four. Teachers need encouragement."