Student Council Authority Appreciator Prints

'It wasn't the Principal - I was expelled by the STUDENT COUNCIL!'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'Any messages while I was out?'

"I teach ... to impact a life."

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

Graduation Support Groups

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

'My teacher says I'm an underachiever, but I think she's an overexpecter.'

'Well you can't fault his coursework, but I can't help thinking that he still has a few unresolved personal issues!'

"Society's failed you, son - 6 times to be exact�"

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.