Stress Reliever Extraordinaires Gifts

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Fittd shēt

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Meat Grinder

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'