Relaxer Extraordinaire Gifts

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today,'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Lazy Octopus

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Yoga.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Yoga To-Do

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

How the goat got square eyes.

Coffee

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Streaming"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'