Relaxer Extraordinaire Prints

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today,'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Lazy Octopus

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

American Idle.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Problem Solving

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Yoga To-Do

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

How the goat got square eyes.

"Streaming"

Coffee

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Relaxing on a sofa