Retired Relaxer Prints

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

American Idle.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Life's a Bench.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"First break since 1996!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Dun spellchecking.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"I once loved a parade."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'