Retired Relaxer Prints

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"First break since 1996!"

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"I once loved a parade."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Dun spellchecking.

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'