Ultimate Relaxer Prints

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

American Idle.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

9-5, 5-9

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Inactive wear store.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm retaining junk food.

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

Lazy dog.

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

His entire life was about balance.

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'