Ultimate Relaxer Pillows

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

9-5, 5-9

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Inactive wear store.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

Lazy dog.

His entire life was about balance.

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'