Stress Laugher Pillows

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"5...4...3...2..."

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Hour Glass

COVID-19

Covid Babies

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Out and In.

"I don't perform well under pressure."

'As a boss you'll find me hard, but fair. Actually, that's only half true.'

'This had better be important, I'm in the middle of a conference call!'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."