Lockdown Laugher Pillows

"Ok, so who's going to be the teacher?"

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"Yet another day to work on my nothing-to-do-list."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

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Outbreak of the pandemic

"I think you can safely remove that now."

COVID-19

"Sorry I'm late in, sir, I got caught in a pandemic."

"Viva omicron Tsunami!"

Covid Babies

I Am Self-Isolating

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

Social Distancing

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

Team Meeting

"At least I don't need to waste time inventing reasons not to go on a parkrun anymore."

"Wow! - That's some lockdown hair!!"

"It says we can meet outdoors by the end of march."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"If it cheers you up, everyone's in lockdown."

"And lately I've stopped washing my hands after only 18 seconds."

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"During the lockdown I learnt how to give myself a facelift."

"Roy and I both tested positive for coronavirus antibodies, so we decided to move in together."

"How long do you think we should self-isolate?"

"5...4...3...2..."

"If there's one lesson this pandemic has taught me, it's live every day like your whereabouts will be published on the government hotspot website tomorrow."

"What happened to us? Things got weird during COVID is what happened to us."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"