Leftover Laugher Pillows

'Take some of that home, Richard. Don't be a hero.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

Lockdown casserole

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I'm going in."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Police Lineup Escape

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

"Good evening folks. Tonight we have the food you didn't finish last time you were here."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

'I don't know. . . Nobody has ever requested a doggy bag before. . .'

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.