Stress Laugher Gifts

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

Signs of Stress

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"5...4...3...2..."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Hour Glass

COVID-19

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Out and In.

"I don't perform well under pressure."

'As a boss you'll find me hard, but fair. Actually, that's only half true.'

Covid Babies

'This had better be important, I'm in the middle of a conference call!'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"