Stray Saver Gifts

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Shepherd

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Cats howling

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Reverse piggy bank

'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of Madman are we dealing with?'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Surfer.

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

The Cat Lady