Stray Saver Pillows

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Shepherd

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Cats howling

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Reverse piggy bank

Surfer.

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of Madman are we dealing with?'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

The Cat Lady

'Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?'