Skyway Saver Pillows

'What zip code are we in now?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

The Mattress Savings Bank

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Cash Rebate

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"We need to tell your leaders: It's not just global warming, it's galaxy warming!"

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

Reverse piggy bank

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

Buying Airplanes (New or Used)

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

'What'd I miss?'

"Hey! This is my seat! I sit at the front every year!"

"Papi, I'm planning my future. How much money do you have in my college fund?"

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"

'It's not fair. You have classes and pep talks on selling and I have to resist all on my own.'