Skyway Surfer Pillows

Air Bus Stop

'What zip code are we in now?'

The World Wide Web.

Turtle Hat

A private jet takes off

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

Flights and Coronavirus

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Free WiFi

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Buying Airplanes (New or Used)

'Look, I'm not suggesting that you give up all extreme sports. I'm just saying that maybe you should at least consider cutting out the sky surfing.'

"It is a tossup between the devil you don't know and the devil you don't wan to know."

If you see something, buy something.

Quartet on surfboards

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

With jet engine noise, an airline is a high-volume business. And because we fly at 30,000 feet, it's not a low-overhead operation.

The Underground Police

Supa- Kosher-Mart

The Safety Plane

A blue collar cow.

"I told you it was too soon to ride the subway."

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."

Arrivals - On Time, Late, Early, Lost,