Sky Surfers Pillows

The Safety Plane

Free WiFi

The World Wide Web.

A private jet takes off

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Crop duster wanted.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Surfing alien.

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Life Extension Journal.

I can be upgraded, can you?

Falling

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"It was on my Bucket List."

A clowns parachute.

Bad luck

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Surf lift.

God changes the channel with his remote.

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'