Celestial Surfers Pillows

God changes the channel with his remote.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Surfing alien.

Free WiFi

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Gracebook.

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Out-of-Homebody experience.

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

UFO with flying saucer

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

'Click on the icon.'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Around the World By Balloon.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Surf's up!

'Bummer, dude.'

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

God/Saint Watching Football.

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

The Safety Plane