Celestial Surfers Pillows

God changes the channel with his remote.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Surfing alien.

Free WiFi

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

UFO with flying saucer

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Click on the icon.'

Around the World By Balloon.

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Surf's up!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

'Bummer, dude.'

God/Saint Watching Football.

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

The Safety Plane

"If all the universe is contained in a grain of sand, why can't we go attain nirvana at the beach?"