Sky Skipper Pillows

A private jet takes off

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

The World Wide Web.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"Student driver."

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Free WiFi

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Stealth fighter fly over.

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.

Passenger Jet vs Drones

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Jet Pack

Ballooning,

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

'I'm saving up for the balloon.'

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Airlines With Attitude

Angel versus satellite...

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"Of course it's safe. Even has an airbag."

'What type of line are you using?'

'Wehenver the insanity of modern life gets to be too much I find solace and comfort soaring the blue skies in my little airplane with the monster tires.'

Sailing