Sky Skipper Mugs

A private jet takes off

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

The World Wide Web.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"Student driver."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Free WiFi

Stealth fighter fly over.

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Passenger Jet vs Drones

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Jet Pack

Ballooning,

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

'I'm saving up for the balloon.'

Airlines With Attitude

Angel versus satellite...

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

"Of course it's safe. Even has an airbag."

'Wehenver the insanity of modern life gets to be too much I find solace and comfort soaring the blue skies in my little airplane with the monster tires.'

Sailing