Scale Skipper Mugs

Kickstart their day with a mug that humorously honors the scale skipper's craftsmanship. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs blend wit and admiration for their detailed work.

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.' mockup

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

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fat woman passed her handbag to husband before getting weighed.

fat woman passed her handbag to husband before getting weighed. mockup

fat woman passed her handbag to husband before getting weighed.

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A private jet takes off

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Rock - see you in a million years! mockup

Rock - see you in a million years!

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'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!' mockup

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

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Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking. mockup

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

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Remote controlled car on a boat.

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'Just in case there is an accident.' mockup

'Just in case there is an accident.'

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"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!" mockup

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

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Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons mockup

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

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"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score." mockup

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.' mockup

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

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"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one." mockup

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

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Scales

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Fat man on scales.

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'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?' mockup

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

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'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.' mockup

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

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"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either." mockup

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

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Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'. mockup

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

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I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds! mockup

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

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'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.' mockup

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

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'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!' mockup

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

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"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever." mockup

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

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'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.' mockup

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

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Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day. mockup

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

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'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.' mockup

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

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'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.' mockup

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

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'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!' mockup

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'

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'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.' mockup

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

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New York Sightseeing Cruises

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'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!' mockup

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

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'I can't come to school today because I have a barking cough. Wanna hear it?'

'I can't come to school today because I have a barking cough. Wanna hear it?' mockup

'I can't come to school today because I have a barking cough. Wanna hear it?'

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Scale Skipper Mugs Collection

Scale Skipper Pillows

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Scale Skipper Prints

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