Skyway Saver Gifts

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

The Mattress Savings Bank

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Cash Rebate

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Reverse piggy bank

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"We need to tell your leaders: It's not just global warming, it's galaxy warming!"

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

Buying Airplanes (New or Used)

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

'What'd I miss?'

"Hey! This is my seat! I sit at the front every year!"

'Yes, your night goggles are nice, but if you'd used the money to pay the electric bill, we wouldn't need them.'

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"

With jet engine noise, an airline is a high-volume business. And because we fly at 30,000 feet, it's not a low-overhead operation.