Stray Savior Gifts

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

The Cat Lady

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Cats howling

North Pole

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Charities Fueling Cities

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Toy repair.

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

Superhero Rescues Books.

'You waved a white flag?2

"Done saving the world for today."

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'