Stray Savior T-Shirts

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

The Cat Lady

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Cats howling

North Pole

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Toy repair.

Charities Fueling Cities

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

Superhero Rescues Books.

"Done saving the world for today."

'You waved a white flag?2

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"