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Superhero Rescues Books.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

S.O.S. vaccine

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"It's your turn, kid."

Panic Button

Charities Fueling Cities

Vaccine

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

How to save the Planet...

Alas poor Yorrick

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

'You waved a white flag?2

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

Drowning Man Thrown A Book.

Prisoner of pollution.

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

Hold on - Now I need to part all this plastic.

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'