City Savior T-Shirts

Charities Fueling Cities

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

North Pole

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Rashomon of West 84th Street

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

Superhero Rescues Books.

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

Wasting Water

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"