City Survivalist T-Shirts

'First rent control is ended, and now they hit us with this again!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Arf! Arf!'

Commutobile

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Scare Doe

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.