City Survival Expert T-Shirts

Rashomon of West 84th Street

Commutobile

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"Did you order takeout?"

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Charities Fueling Cities

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

Message in a bottle.

Fox Holes

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Life in a food desert.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"Look - an urban legend."

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

'Over Building'

Chronically Unemployed.