Survival Experts T-Shirts

Celebrate the resilience and adventurous spirit of survival experts with our clever, witty t-shirts. Perfect for outdoor enthusiasts or professionals who thrive on challenge.

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'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.' mockup

'We've been offered NATO membership.' mockup

'We've been offered NATO membership.' mockup

'We've been offered NATO membership.' mockup

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!" mockup

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!" mockup

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!" mockup

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!" mockup

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea. mockup

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea. mockup

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea. mockup

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea. mockup

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

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'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

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A desert island with a knotted palm tree

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

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'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

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'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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65 Million Years Ago

65 Million Years Ago mockup

65 Million Years Ago mockup

65 Million Years Ago mockup

65 Million Years Ago mockup

65 Million Years Ago

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Goldfish bowl on raft...

Goldfish bowl on raft... mockup

Goldfish bowl on raft... mockup

Goldfish bowl on raft... mockup

Goldfish bowl on raft... mockup

Goldfish bowl on raft...

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"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

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Desert Island Mishap

Desert Island Mishap mockup

Desert Island Mishap mockup

Desert Island Mishap mockup

Desert Island Mishap mockup

Desert Island Mishap

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"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..." mockup

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..." mockup

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..." mockup

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..." mockup

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

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"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . . mockup

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . . mockup

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . . mockup

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . . mockup

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

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'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

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"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!" mockup

"Hoora! I made it through another day!" mockup

"Hoora! I made it through another day!" mockup

"Hoora! I made it through another day!" mockup

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

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'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!' mockup

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!' mockup

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!' mockup

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!' mockup

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

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'I hate evolution!'

'I hate evolution!' mockup

'I hate evolution!' mockup

'I hate evolution!' mockup

'I hate evolution!' mockup

'I hate evolution!'

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!' mockup

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!' mockup

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!' mockup

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!' mockup

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

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'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

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"We've got a problem."

"We've got a problem." mockup

"We've got a problem." mockup

"We've got a problem." mockup

"We've got a problem." mockup

"We've got a problem."

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Prepper Dog mockup

Prepper Dog mockup

Prepper Dog mockup

Prepper Dog mockup

Prepper Dog

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The trap mockup

The trap mockup

The trap mockup

The trap mockup

The trap

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Help! Send fishing tackle!

Help! Send fishing tackle! mockup

Help! Send fishing tackle! mockup

Help! Send fishing tackle! mockup

Help! Send fishing tackle! mockup

Help! Send fishing tackle!

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Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island. mockup

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island. mockup

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island. mockup

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island. mockup

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

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"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons." mockup

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons." mockup

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons." mockup

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons." mockup

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

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"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . " mockup

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . " mockup

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . " mockup

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . " mockup

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

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"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it." mockup

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it." mockup

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it." mockup

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it." mockup

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

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"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat." mockup

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat." mockup

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat." mockup

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat." mockup

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

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'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'Wow, that shift almost got us.' mockup

'Wow, that shift almost got us.' mockup

'Wow, that shift almost got us.' mockup

'Wow, that shift almost got us.' mockup

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

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'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!' mockup

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!' mockup

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!' mockup

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!' mockup

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

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"Just junk mail."

"Just junk mail." mockup

"Just junk mail." mockup

"Just junk mail." mockup

"Just junk mail." mockup

"Just junk mail."

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Survival Experts T-Shirts Collection

Survival Experts Mugs

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Survival Experts Prints

Browse our inspiring prints capturing the spirit of survival and adventure—perfect for lovers of the great outdoors.