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Veterans Survived

"Late summer to early fall - that's my favorite time of year."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

65 Million Years Ago

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Mishap

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'