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"Well, it's her or you."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

End of Desert You May Now Stand

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

The 3 Bear Grylls

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Desert Island Meals.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

65 Million Years Ago

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Building a Shelter

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Now you can send it."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'