City Survival Expert Prints

Rashomon of West 84th Street

Commutobile

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

"Did you order takeout?"

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Charities Fueling Cities

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

Message in a bottle.

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

Fox Holes

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Life in a food desert.

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"Look - an urban legend."

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

Chronically Unemployed.

'Over Building'